2017 Corn Maze
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Pumpkin Patch Jokes
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?' Cause everyone was a goblin.
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A blood hound.