Pumpkin Patch  Jokes

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!


Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!


  • Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
    Because he was having a coffin fit.


  • What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
    I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.


  • Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
    Cause everyone was a goblin.


  • Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
    It was a stake sandwich.


  • Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
    A blood hound.




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