Pumpkin Patch Jokes


How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

 With a pumpkin patch!  

Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?

 You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!  

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?

  Because he was having a coffin fit.  

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?

 I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. 

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

 Cause everyone was a goblin. 

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

 It was a stake sandwich.